Thursday, January 8, 2009

Dear Cedric Diggory,

Dear Cedric,
I like calling you Cedric, because well, that's how I first came to know your royal cuteness. This is not to detract from your overall appealling nature. (Which I just realized could be misread as appalling, but I digress)
Now, Cedric, as you know I am married to the cutest boy in the world (blantant phrase stealing from sweet potato queens), but that doesn't mean that I can't have celebrity crushes.
I know a lot of people will know you as Edward from Twilight, and that's fine, some people may even call you Robert (since you know, real name and all)but again, I prefer Cedric.
It seems, Cedric, that I'm not really getting to my point and that's not true at all, I'm just enjoying writing a fan letter, because well, I never really did that sort of thing when I was a teenager (may account for the general nuttiness now). So, you see, I do actually have a point.
Cedric, what I'm wondering is, does your hair always look like you just rolled out of bed, did you, in fact, just roll out of bed, or is it something that you take hours to perfect? and you wear lipstick?
I'm curious because, your lips always look all kissable and plump and well, this is not exactly the way boys lips generally look.
I'm just asking.
Please don't misunderstand, I like the messy hair, sexy lips look, it would just bother me if you were all contriving to look so mysterious and sexy.
In short, are you naturally all cute and stuff or do you try really hard?
Much love, Rhianna
PS. do you still have the teeth from the movie?
What? I'm just wondering!


The Gardner Gang said...

Dear Rhianna,
This is your first official fan letter. (I never did this kind of thing either) You crack me up everytime. I love to read what you have written. When you finish your book I will be the first in line to read it.
Miss ya girl.
Oh and I agree onehundred and fifty percent about Cedric. (Almost cuter as Cedric... Almost)

Anonymous said...

i haven't been keeping up with all my blog reading lately and i just stumbled upon this. rhianna- you truly have my heart because in case you haven't heard this beautiful man you are writing to is in boyfriend! feel free to come see him anytime at my house. i soo soo soo love him. has there been anything more lovely than this man? sorry, i get a little carried away when i am in love!